Melanie and I were passing through Terminal 21 to grab a quick bite to eat before we hopped on the BTS for the first time. We remembered that floor G had a bunch of food options on it. As we headed down the escalator, it finally dawned on me. I have finally found the G … More Mall Food: Bite’s Dark Secret
If you want a little background on how we found this restaurant, read the paragraphs below. Skip to where it says, “Lewd Food Review Starts Here” if you want to save some time. Warning: the review itself is lewd for no reason. Boner appetit! My friends and I were standing outside of a buffet in … More On the Table: A Lewd Food Review
Passing through the local market is always a good idea. You never know what you’ll find. Today, I found out that i wanted balls in my mouth. They looked delicious, it was some sort of batter with various fish inside. One was called a cheeseball, but it was sweet and gritty. You can get some … More Bangkok and Balls in Stalls
Melanie and I wanted to grab a couple drinks with some friends. I haven’t been legitimately drunk in over a year. I just don’t think it is that fun unless there’s an event or a party. Usually when there’s a reason to drink, I made plans to do something else. Basically, I’m lame AF. But … More Interesting Night at Soi Cowboy
Melanie and i went back to Terminal 21. Melanie saw a store that made her giggle and told me that, “I had to see this.” She’s definitely was not wrong. This store’s bold name skirts around profanity just like I do. Having a fondness for wordplay and being a provocateur Melanie and I decided to see … More Where Have All the Labia Gone?
One thing I’ve learned about Westerners is that we are spoiled. We have amazing toilet paper back in The States. If you’ve been living under a rock with a crusty butthole, you won’t know that toilet paper’s thickness is referred to as ply, which ranges from 1-6. Basically, the ply is the amount of single … More Toilet Paper: Bangkok Shit-finger
(Skip to the bottom if you want to find a different kind of taco in Thailand) I’d say once a week, I crave some food from back home. I love Thai food, I really do. But my old eating habits occasionally come back like a thirsty ex after a heavy DMing session. (My parents won’t … More Getting Taco in Thailand